bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

The old adage about giving a man a fish versus teaching him how to fish has been updated by a reader: Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries! Moreover, some politician who wants his vote will declare all these things to be among his ‘basic rights.’
😂😂 Thomas Sowell (via prepsident)

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cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun